Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Zhu Zhu Pets for Trig Palin

Zhu Zhu Pets full inventory now available in stockAs correctly predicted by this blog post about Bristol Palin's pregnancy, Bristol Palin gave birth to Levi Johnston's wedlock baby Trig Palin and this will be his first Christmas as far as I can tell, since he was born December 27, 2008 and you are not alive or a person when you are in the womb.

Ever since, people have been speculating about what Sarah Palin and her mustachioed husband would get their grandson Trig for his first Christmas (Christmas being the main holiday in the Christian calendar which was known to hang in the governor's residence). The answer was revealed in an Oprah interview with the former governor Palin today.

Trig Palin will be getting Zhu Zhu Pets for Christmas. The lovable wheeled hamsters are the perfect toy for a little baby since they are recommended for ages 4 and up, and they are designed in America with 100% USA pride. Also, they are only $12 each, unlike Sarah Palin's wardrobe from the 2008 USA election, which cost more than a quarter of a million dollars, all of which went overseas to greedy socialist fashion designers. These toys will save the American economy and create American jobs and they are for patriots ONLY.

Buy your own child a Zhu Zhu Pet this Christmas since they are in stock with a full inventory.

Tuesday, September 2, 2008

Levi Johnston revealed, Bristol Palin's babydaddy!

Bristol Palin is a pregnant 17 year old slut and the guy who got her pregnant is a hockey player named Levi Johnston! Kind of a dumb name but hey, kind of a dumb kid am I right?

This little shit-burglar has Knocked Up the daughter of vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin, Bristol Palin, or the Juno of Juneau! lol!

Levi Johnston Bristol Palin's baby daddy

Zoom zoom faggot! You can't skate away from a huge slut's baby bump!

Monday, September 1, 2008

Bristol Palin pregnant with Trig Palin photo?

Bristol Palin is rumored to be the mother of baby Trig Palin, currently being raised under the false pretense that Sarah Palin (veep candidate Sarah Palin) is the baby's mother!

Here is a photo from Bristol's rumored first pregnancy:

Bristol Palin baby bump of Trig Palin daughter of Sarah Palin
She is very clearly seen clasping her hands under her gut to hide its size. Her face is plump and round and the rouge that only a brisk job or childbearing can grant.

Bristol Palin's MySpace page found

Bristol Palin, the pregnant 17 year old Christian daughter of Sarah Palin, has suddenly become the focus of international media scrutiny. Her MySpace page has now been found:

Bristol Palin's MySpace page AK 907Click the "AK 907" image she has on her profile to view the empty page. Please note that AK stands for Alaska and 907 is her area code (the area code in which she became pregnant while unmarried and not using proper contraception because of her stupid Christian views).

Bristol Palin's baby bump!

This story comes courtesy of celebrity gossip blog Hot Celeb Pictures.

Vice Presidential candidate (and known slut) Sarah Palin's daughter Bristol Palin is pregnant at age 17. Remember, her mom is a hella nuts Christian who hates abortion the way the devil hates truth and honor so she is going to have to keep the baby and raise it like her own (unlike Baby Trig Palin who is now falsely being raised as if Sarah Palin herself were its mother).

Hot Celeb Pictures brings you this exclusive first shot of the bible-thumping slut's baby bump!

Bristol Palin pregant at age 17, daughter of Sarah PalinPlease stay tuned to this website for the latest developments on another huge slut who couldn't hide it forever or even past the second trimester.

It is still up in the air whether Bristol Palin is in fact a slut (the baby might have come from a rape she is trying to cover up to bravely save her mother's career) but we will update this story CONSTANTLY as it develops.

Assessing the Political Impact of Bristol Palin's Pregnancy

Bristol Palin pregnant, known slut daughter of Sarah PalinST. PAUL -- Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin

announced moments ago that her 17-year-old daughter, Bristol, is five months pregnant and is planning to keep the baby and marry the father.

"We have been blessed with five wonderful children who we love with all our heart and mean everything to us," said Sarah and Todd Palin in a statement. "Our beautiful daughter Bristol came to us with news that as parents we knew would make her grow up faster than we had ever planned. We're proud of Bristol's decision to have her baby and even prouder to become grandparents. As Bristol faces the responsibilities of adulthood, she knows she has our unconditional love and support."

The news comes just 72 hours after Palin was introduced by John McCain as his vice presidential nominee. In the time between the pick and Palin's statement today, rumors had grown louder and louder that Palin's youngest son, Trig, was actually her grandson and that it was Bristol who had given birth to the young boy.

According to Reuters, McCain campaign officials knew about Bristol's pregnancy during the vetting process and that the rumors surrounding baby Trig's birth made an announcement necessary.

Reuters' Steve Holland writes: "McCain officials said the news of the daughter's pregnancy was being released to rebut what one aide called 'mud-slinging and lies' circulating on liberal blog sites."

The impact of such a bombshell announcement is hard to gauge so soon after it has been made public. Assessing the way it could influence the race is also complicated by the ongoing wall-to-wall coverage of Hurricane Gustav -- the cable networks have stuck with the coverage of the natural disaster so far, just adding a line in the news crawl about the Palin revelation.

Conservative blogs appear to be rallying to Palin's side in the matter. Townhall.com, a prominent conservative website, has already expressed support for the Palins in a blog post.

Writes Carol Platt Liebau:

"I admire all the Palins' willingness to be forthright about the pregnancy, their pro-life convictions even when they entail personal pain or embarrassment, and their understanding that babies need and deserve to have a father and a mother who are committed to each other in marriage."

That quick support will be key to shaping how the issue is treated since, for social conservatives, a teenage pregnancy is something of a jump ball.

On the one hand, premarital sex is frowned upon. On the other, the Palins' commitment to keep the baby and Bristol Palin's pledge to marry the father of the child gives social conservatives something to latch on to if they are looking for positives out of this situation.

A few other factors to remember when trying to figure out how this will play out.

* Palin has a VERY strong following among social conservatives who are nearly certain to give her the benefit of the doubt in this situation. She is a known commodity in social conservative circles and is regarded as "one of them" -- a fact that should lessen any criticism from the right.

* Democrats must be VERY careful not to take a false step here. Some Republicans have already insisted that the Obama campaign is behind the rumor-mongering about Sarah, Bristol and Trig -- although in our experience the campaign has not pushed the story AT ALL, in fact they have been encouraging reporters to focus on the issues of difference between the two candidates rather than personal stories. Any sense that Democrats are pushing this idea will almost certainly turn both Sarah and Bristol Palin into sympathetic figures -- and that spells trouble for her detractors.